Mrs ERJ was vaccuming our tiny patch of carpet and she noticed I was watching.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked.
"Like what?" I responded.
"Like THAT!" she said.
"Probably because of the squash. You know it has a lot of Vitamin A in it" I said. "It does amazing things for my eyesight."
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| I think my smile gave me away |
Be very careful. One morning while lovingly gazing at my wife asleep on the pillow, she woke up to see me looking at her. With a fright but probably suspicion on her mind, she hollered, That's creepy the way you're looking at me. All I was doing was full of love watching my bride sleep.
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What kind of squash is that? I want to plant some.
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