Friday, October 8, 2021

It is the squash, honest...

Mrs ERJ was vaccuming our tiny patch of carpet and she noticed I was watching.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked.

"Like what?" I responded.

"Like THAT!" she said.

"Probably because of the squash. You know it has a lot of Vitamin A in it" I said. "It does amazing things for my eyesight."

I think my smile gave me away


  1. Be very careful. One morning while lovingly gazing at my wife asleep on the pillow, she woke up to see me looking at her. With a fright but probably suspicion on her mind, she hollered, That's creepy the way you're looking at me. All I was doing was full of love watching my bride sleep.

    I think not even the Shadow knows what is on a woman's mind.

  2. What kind of squash is that? I want to plant some.


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