Friday, June 26, 2026

Miss Daisy report and "What is a gallon of gas worth?"

Driving Miss Daisy went fine.

I was able to negotiate the hazards of East Lansing traffic and I killed some of the time in the bagel shop next to the PT shop. I ate a chocolate-cheesecake muffin and people-watched while waiting.

Miss Daisy is very pleased with the intake session and with her PT person. The PT person was overwhelmingly positive. "Oh! You have excellent muscle tone." and "Very good baseline range-of-motion".

It is awesome when a patient goes into PT and they are not starting from 200 yards behind the starting-line.

Oil

I got to thinking about what five gallons of gasoline or diesel fuel is worth.

Back in the middle-1980s, automotive engines that had BSFC numbers of 0.40 pound of fuel consumption per horsepower-hour were as common as house-flies. Small engines are inherently less efficient because they lose more heat to heads and cylinder walls relative to engines with larger cylinders. The "adiabatic" i.e., no heat loss, expansion of the heated gasses in the cylinder are less-adiabatic.

Since I am too time-stressed to research BSFC numbers for small engines, let's assume that the best you can do is about 0.60 pounds of fuel per horse-power hour.

A gallon of gas weighs about six pounds.  Six divided by 0.60 gives you an upper-limit of 10 horsepower-hours of work. 

A gallon of diesel weights seven pounds and the engines are potentially more efficient because their greater compression ratio can squeeze more "adiabatic expansion" out of each cycle.

This is not a traditional BSFC map. It charts thermodynamic efficiency. Most efficient region is the gray plateau on the upper-right portion of the surface. Idling and partial load are the narrow strips in the lower-center portion.

Matching the load to the engine's output is a major issue. Peak efficiency is only achieved at relatively high loading. That is, near open throttle at medium-to-high RPM. 

A motor powering a generator that has little load will not give you 10 hp-hr per gallon of gas! A motor running an irrigation-pump (continuous duty) that is intelligently sized for the application will come close to giving you 10 hp-hr per gallon. Most other applications will fall somewhere in the middle.

Food/gardening

The decal on the engine that drives my rototiller claims to be a 6.5hp engine.

It rarely takes all 6.5hp to move the tines of the tiller through the soil. Consequently, I am not going to get the work of one-horse cultivating soil for ten hours out of one gallon of gas.

However, I might get the equivalent amount of work of a horse working for three hours cultivating. An added bonus of the tiller is that it takes less space to maneuver it at the ends of the rows. That is a big deal when you have to fence your garden against wildlife.

And that jibes fairly closely to what I see in terms of how often I have to fill the gas tank. I need to refill the gallon tank after every three times I use it for weed-control where it is a quick, shallow pass and the soil is not laced with mature, woody, plant roots.

Five gallons of fuel, if dedicated to running a tiller, would be more than enough to keep a very large garden mostly weed-free for the growing season. How large? 

If two gallons of gas is enough for six passes with the tiller over 6000 square feet of midwestern loam, then five gallons of gas would suffice for 15,000 square-feet or 1/3 of an acre. That should be more than enough to keep a family of six in vegetables even if the rains were not-the-best.

If the rains ARE good, there will also be a surplus that can be shared with family or traded for other items that are needed. 

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Presented without comment

 




Tired. And when it happens a second time, it is called "re-tired"

 

A rare (very rare) picture of Eaton Rapids Joe in action
Yesterday's adventure was disassembling and transporting a combination swing-set and playhouse. There were several complications.

One of those complications was that a real, live princess was in the play house performing the sound-tracks of Moana and Zootopia 2  the entire time it was being disassembled. Who needs a radio when they have a four-year-old entertaining them.

Another complication was that Southern Belle, the buyer of the playhouse, struggled to find a vehicle that could pull the trailer she had borrowed.

First she was going to use her van, but then the owner of the trailer nixed that idea. Her minivan can pull 2000 pounds. The trailer, dry, weighed 2400 pounds.

Then we were going to use my truck but I couldn't get the cover off of the connector for the trailer harness.

At that point, I figured the mission was scrubbed for the day and went back home to work.

An hour later I got a call. Southern Belle had driven to Handsome Hombre's place of employment, found his truck in the parking lot and swapped vehicles.

"Persistence" is one of Southern Belle's super-powers. 

Since there are only two seats in HH's truck and since there were three of us, Southern Belle, Quicksilver and me, we took two vehicles.

Quicksilver was enchanted with the structure. Within seconds she was had climbed inside and was acting out Moana's swinging from the mast of her catamaran while belting out the song that went with that scene. She sang the entire time we were working.

"Able to entertain herself" is one of Quicksilver's super-powers. 

Disassembling the structure required a specific sequence and many awkward positions. Some of the bolts required an Allen wrench on one end and a 9/16" hex on the other. Southern Belle wanted to leave the structure in modules, so we split the two-story structure into its two, separate towers and lugged them up-grade from the back-yard to the road.

Not to belabor the point, but the yard was landscaped with pine trees and shrubberies and a red maple, all of which impeded our progress.

I am only guessing, but I suspect my end of the towers (the roof ends) was in the neighborhood of 125 pounds and SB and Justin's end was heavier. 

Justin is the son of the home owner and a recent college grad. He was awesome. He ran and found us tools we had not thought to bring...like a shovel. He helped carry the towers to the road. He even chuckled at some pretty awful "Dad jokes".

The swing-set, slide and other frippery and one tower went into the trailer.

The other tower went into the back of my truck. I had to put a flag on it because 36" stuck out of the back end of the 8' bed.

The home-owner gave us juice boxes to celebrate the sale of the structure and he gave Quicksilver a new-in-box mermaid doll!

The drive to Southern Belle's house was uneventful. We took back-roads and stayed below 50 mph.

Today's work ticket

Today's work ticket involves Driving Miss Daisy.

The family friend who had surgery last week needs to be driven to an assessment. Since the friend is not cleared for driving and since her husband needs to work...I got the job.

I can use a day of light-duty. 

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

When you gave the regulators EXACTLY what they asked for and nothing more

Lowell commented on the Copper Toxicity post:

"Switching to another polymer would force EPA emissions recertification of every vehicle line."

So was the problem really a lack of a material, or a government regulation?
 

In the current environment, it is not enough to meet the written letter of the regulations.

In one instance, the test (which specifies that it is to be run on a dynamometer) passed with flying colors. The vehicle also proved to be suprisingly peppy and responsive on public roads in the hands of the consumers.

The customers LOVED it.

One of the calibration "coders" noticed that the powertrain control module knew if the hood was up or if it was closed and the primary latch was engaged. The calibration may have accidentally installed two sets of software, one to run when the hood is up...like when it is on a dynamometer, and another set of software to run when the hood was closed.

Some busybody within the organization ratted out the quirk to the EPA and the SHTF.

In another case, VW calibration engineers noted that the European emissions test had a rigorously defined "path" and that there were no wide-open accelerations anywhere in it. From there, it was observed that if the customer had a sudden need for speed...say while passing somebody on a twisting, two-lane road, it would be really spiffy if the exhaust-gas recirculation was shut-off and the injection volume deviated from the Euro-emissions map.

From there, it was a few short steps to the realization that there are very few labs that are certified to perform EU emissions testing and the vehicles, by that point, all had GPS. And by the letter of the law, the data validating compliance to EU emissions regulations had to be collected at the certified labs.

That clever bit of engineering and careful reading of the regulations ended up in a massive recall...even though the vehicles met the law as-written

Clearly, my sympathies are with the manufacturers. Regulators have to actually request what they want otherwise it becomes an endless guessing game and countless Mother-May-I requests.

Secondary containers


Mrs ERJ was taken aback by my choice of water bottles.

She suggested that I label them in case I get stopped by the local police while traveling to one of my off-site workplaces.

That seemed like a good idea. 

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Making progress, Fauci, Iran and Currants

The chestnut trees are pollinating locally. 1050 b50 Growing degree days.

American Elderberries are just past peak bloom. 

I toured my potato patch this morning and could not find any CPB larva. I looked specifically at the plants where I took pictures the day before.

I fertilized Southern Belle and Handsome Hombre's potato and sweet corn patch. I saw one adult CPB and squished it.

0.4" of rain is predicted for tomorrow. That will move the fertilizer to soil around the corn and potato's roots.

I got the new engine installed on the old mower. I opted for the 5/16" Grade 5, through bolts with nuts, lock washers and regular washers. I had to drill one more hole through the deck to access a through-hole on the engine casting. Next time I will make a template using brown paper and a crayon for rubbing to more precisely locate the hole. 

Now I need to install the old blade and adaptor, add oil and gas and see if it starts.

The other big news is that I assisted my buddy in pumping out his in-ground oil tank. It was quite a learning curve. I was a minor hero when I showed him how to use a flour-and-water dough to seal leaks around the fitting on the suction side of the pump. The barbed-fitting was some weird metric diameter and the closest Imperial tubing didn't crush down with the heater-hose clamp.

It took us at least 40 minutes to suck the first five gallons out of the tank, lug it to the storage barrel and pour it in. By the time we ran out of light, we were down to less than 10 minutes per five-gallon jug.

"But why didn't you just pump it into the barrel?" you might ask?

Limited access, bumpy terrain, short hoses. Also the guy who was doing most of the work was strong, stubborn and not very bright. Definitely my kind of people.

There comes a time in every project when it is time to shoot the engineers and go into production.

Fauci

Biden preemptively pardoned Fauci for all Federal crimes he may have committed prior to January 20, 2025.

A presidential pardon carries no legal weight in state courts. State courts  try people accused of breaking state laws. Ergo, Fauci can still be tried at the state level. Reckless endangerment, anybody?

And if the plane Fauci is flying on lands in a foreign country, he can be tried in those countries. As many sailors have learned, Spanish, French and Italian Polize have no obligation to extend the presumption of innocence we take for granted in the Untied States.

Iran

If I look at no information other than a chronological stream of verifiable events, I would have to conclude that Iran no longer has a functioning government but had devolved to the level of war-lords.

The media portrays Iran as a cohesive, functioning government but the disjointed, working-at-cross-purposes cascade of chaos suggests that there is no viable chain-of-command and every imam, mullah and general is gunning for the pole position in the race to become the new leader.

That is a risk when you employ "Decapitation" tactics. There are advantages in terms of leverage and lower risk to our troops. But there are also downsides. 

Black Currant Leaves for Herbal Teas

The earliest red currants are just starting to ripen. Red currants are purdy when they are ripe.

According to Coon's Berry Farm near Midland, Michigan, this is prime time to collect and dry Black Currant leaves for use in herbal and flavored "black pekoe" based teas.

If you like herbal teas now is the best time to collect black currant leaves. The leaves are quite tender due to the abundance of rain we have had this season, with a high content of aromatic oils which gives them that distinct earthy black currant fragrance. We will be open for black currant leaf picking this week, Thursday through Sunday (June 25-28) 9 am to 3 pm. 

I wouldn't have chosen "earthy" as an adjective. To me they smell like "spruce needles" with a "fruity under-tone".

If drying Black Currant leaves sounds like too much work, Impra tea makes a yummy blend you can buy on Amazon. It might seem expensive at first glance, but you get 200 cups of tea for the price of three cups of foo-foo coffee at Stellabux.

Fine Art Tuesday

 

Michael R. Nelson was born in Sacramento, California in 1949 and is still alive.

His artwork can be purchased at Nelson Fine Arts

If Mr. Nelson objects to my posting low-resolution copies of his paintings, then leave a comment and I will take this post down. 








 

Copper toxicity

 

Kayser-Fleischer Rings
Markshere2 called me out in the comments of the last post.

Max out credit cards? Really?

Nothing short of bigass comet heading to wipe us out would make me max out credit cards.

Collapse in Egypt will crash the dollar / economy / international supply lines?

I'm missing something here

The thing is, I mostly agree with him and perhaps I did get carried away and resorted to hyperbole. However...

Background

One thing you will hear from old farmers who handled a lot of different kinds of livestock is that many types of farm animals can seem perfectly fine and then, out of nowhere, fall to the ground and die in a matter of minutes or hours.

One example of this is copper toxicity in sheep. Using trace-mineralized salt that is formulated for cattle can be a death sentence for sheep and you will never see it coming.

Sheep tend to accumulate copper. They are not very efficient at excreting excess-to-need. Perhaps they evolved in landscapes where copper is either rare or other mineral out-compete the copper absorbtion pathways.

Regardless of cause, the sheep's liver starts storing that excess copper and there is no safety relief-valve. Little-by-little the amount of copper in each liver cell increases until one cell dies due to copper toxicity. The cell autolyses (digests itself and releases its contents) and the surround cells absorb most of those nutrients...including the copper.

Those cells were already red-lining their capacity to absorb copper. The incoming jolt kills most of them. They, in turn, release their contents and neighboring cells absorb the copper they just dumped.

The number of cells dying increases as the sphere-of-death expands outward. In time, the copper overload is killing cells that are distant neighbors and tissue that is not in the liver.

The first cell that died had no impact on the sheep's brain but it triggered an avalanche of dying cells that eventually results in the brain dying...often in a stunningly short time.

Back to Egypt

If Egypt (population 120 million) tumbles into hyper-inflation (for food prices), there will be mass, outbound migration. They will not go south into Africa. They will not go west. Some might go to Syria (population 26M and getting bombed by Israel), Iraq (48M) and Turkey (87M) since they are culturally similar...but those countries are akin to the liver cells that are already red-lined with copper. They have the same issues. They cannot take any more. 

That leaves Europe and the US. Sentiment in Europe is starting to swing to the right, but at the current time the EU will welcome them with open arms even if the first wave is a million.

Perhaps the fabric of Europe will hold. But it is likely that the wave of Egyptians will trigger waves of Syrians, Iraqi and Turks + chain migration of additional waves of Egyptians.

It easy to scoff at Europe's economy as too dependent  on "culture, tourism and status apparel", but Europe produces many things that are vital to the US economy, chemicals, drugs, pigments and dyes, catalysts, machine tools, hybrid seeds, niche farm equipment (like aquaculture) and so on.

For example, in 2012 there was a fire in a German chemical plant that was the only supplier in the world of an exotic polyamide*  (plastic) that was used by every US auto manufacturer for fuel system components. Switching to another polymer would force EPA emissions recertification of every vehicle line. Buyers were scavenging the world, calling warehouses looking for stray pallet loads of that polyamide so they could keep the auto plants running.

So one product of one chemical plant going off-line had the potential for shutting down the entire US auto industry.

The previous essay fingers Egypt as a good candidate for the place where the cascading failure will start. 

Economics

Mathematically, it is defensible if you can borrow money at an interest rate that is lower than the rate at which prices are going up. Scarcity drives up prices.

*My memory isn't what it used to be but I think it was marketed as "Nylon 18".