Southern Belle called an "audible".
She had planned on going to the Ingham County Fair on Thursday but looked at the weather. She called me late Tuesday and asked if I would rather go to Binder Park Zoo near Battle Creek today or Ingham County Fair tomorrow (Wednesday).
I opted for the zoo.
We were there for three hours and the heat index was in the low 90s (Fahrenheit, not Canadian). We walked to the African Adventure exhibit. Southern Belle asked a staff-member how far it was and we were told "It is a one-mile walk".
After walking it, SB said..."I don't think so".
Indeed, it is a one-mile round-trip. I think the staff intentionally discourages visitors from making the walk because they undoubtedly have to rescue people who get pooped out. Or, the visitor calls 9-1-1 and the park has to shut-down when the EMTs show up to cart the optimistic walker to the ER.
Quicksilver walked two of the three miles we walked. SB brought a wagon because the plan was to get QS pooped-out. It worked.
The other clientele was a mix of young mothers, kids of various ages, a few grannies, and one old dude on a scooter and a group of cognitively-impaired kids from a group-home with one adult "minder" per kid.
One of the adults had an enormous camera and he was able to get his "charge" to behave by making a big show of pointing his camera at the miscreant. I hope it is a cheap camera because I bet in the next couple of months it will get stomped on.
Measuring physical fitness
"To measure is to manage" attributed to William Thomson, First Baron of Kelvin.
Have you ever been at a traffic light and looked over at the vehicle next to you and wondered "I wonder what it could do if the driver floored it?"
Maybe it was a heap from the golden years of heavy, Detroit iron. Maybe it was a pony car or a "sleeper' with a lumpy-sounding cam. Maybe it was a wannabe with lots of decals and moldings.
I watch people and wonder the same thing. Could they perform physical work (or walk) for 30 minutes? An hour? Two hours? Four hours? Eight hours? Sixteen hours?
How many days-in-a-row can they work that long? Can they work five days in a row and fully recover in two?
Work-hardening is a real thing. Some people work-harden faster than others. People blessed with youth and with testosterone work-harden faster than older people and people with lower testosterone (the original anabolic steroid).
There is a time when the gains plateau. Once again, the plateau is higher for younger people and for men.
At this point in the summer, I am probably good for four hours of moderately hard work a day (stocking shelves, walking, gardening). I could probably wring out eight-hours-a-day but would not have much left over when I got home.
"Joe, why does it matter to you? You sound judging and hateful"
"Culture" captures adaptive responses to stressors that occur along time-horizons that are beyond what most humans can grasp.
Our Western culture values individual responsibility/accountability, freedom/independence, ruggedness, adaptability, civic-mindedness/charity in roughly that order. Those values were diluted by wealth and popular culture and are considered obsolete or liabilities in about half of our population.
The problem with counting on wealth or "the social contract" to overcome the stressors alluded to in the first paragraph of this section is that wealth is perishable and "the social contract" is constantly being rewritten.
Humor me for a minute. Imagine that you are in your sixties, seventies or eighties and your backup plan for when you cannot manage at home is to move into a nursing home. Maybe you and your spouse gained a few pounds over the years. Maybe you don't move as much as you used to because you didn't replace the pooch when she died. The doctor said you could exercise and change your diet to get your blood chemistry right or you could gobble little pills and keep eating crap and watching The View on NBC. It is not a big deal, Shady-Rest Old Folks Home always has open beds becoming available. Right?
Now, picture in your head a walking tour of Shady-Rest. Suppose that every Latina working there (25% of the care-staff) are clones of AOC. Suppose the African-Americans (50% of the care-staff) are clones of Ilhan Omar and the remaining staff are clones of Bernie Sanders.
How long do you think you will have to wait to have your Depends changed? Will that lower or raise your quality-of-life? Will sitting in your own waste until shift-change increase your life-span or decrease it?
Bonus Link
Web-cam, Boardwalk, Ocean City, Maryland
Basically, Americans gain one pound a year from age 20 onward. Watch the people walk. Watch how many of them lurch from side-to-side as they move forward.
Yeah, I know some of this is because they are wearing flip-flops. But it hurts to watch. It IS possible to walk smoothly while wearing flip-flops but it means a mid or forward foot-strike stride.
I am not ready to say we are all doomed, but if the Elites have a stated goal of eliminating 90% of the population, there are a LOT of people who are volunteering to help them make that goal.