I am incarcerated for a crime I absolutely did not do. I would never bludgeon my two wives to death with a 20 ounce, ball-peen hammer. All my friends know that I favor 32 ounce framing hammers.
I really need a friend and I can tell by your comments that you are a caring and empathetic person and I would like it very much if you mailed me, Nikolas Dostoyevsky at Tobolsk Penitentiary.
Much obliged good Sir!
ReplyDeleteThat brings back memories from long ago. Things were sure much better and happier then. For us all. ---ken
ReplyDeleteRight?!?! Like when all that stuff was crazy tinfoil hat talk... ahhh, the good 'ol days.
DeleteI worry about people, all kinds of people that hold a spinning rod and reel upside down. Makes no sense!
ReplyDeleteWhat else do they do upside down 🤣?
Dear Sarah:
ReplyDeleteThat is fantastic.
I am incarcerated for a crime I absolutely did not do. I would never bludgeon my two wives to death with a 20 ounce, ball-peen hammer. All my friends know that I favor 32 ounce framing hammers.
I really need a friend and I can tell by your comments that you are a caring and empathetic person and I would like it very much if you mailed me, Nikolas Dostoyevsky at Tobolsk Penitentiary.
I anxiously await your reply.
Send money.
Your very own Nikki