Monday, May 16, 2022

A weird question on a job application

"If you were a function in Microsoft Excel, what function would you be and why?"

Well, I suppose if I were allowed an expansive definition of a "function" I would be the Solver add-in. Solver can be used for goal seeking and to regress black-box functions to map input-output relationships.

Otherwise I would be Conditional Formatting because it makes data interpretation fast and intuitive.

How about the rest of you? And please, don't offer to be a macro because it tastes great with cheese.

11 comments:

  1. i want to be the mouse pointer because i know jack about excel...

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  2. The Subtotal function.... Allows you to filter the inputs without deleting data

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  3. I'd be an "if function". If not this, then that, otherwise this."
    =IF(C5<=0," ",C5-C2)
    I use this in my financial spreadsheets.
    But on the other hand, it is just as weird as asking "What kind of tree would I be?"
    on a side note: don't rush the exercises. Do enough to build muscles but not too much to cause strain.
    Take care and get well soon.

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    1. Polimath, I'd have to join you. I test IT systems for a living so most of it is down to 'If then else'.

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    2. My guess is that asking somebody "Do you consider yourself an expert in MS Excel" is an exercise in futility. The rock-stars are likely to answer "Nope. I am really only proficient at 25% of its capabilities" while the dope will answer "Hell yeah!"

      The dope thinks he knows everything in the program even if he has only had a two-day intro session.

      Dunning-Kruger strikes again.

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  4. Plain old 'SUM'. Simple, but gets it done.

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  5. I would be a virus that immediately un-install Windows and put Linux on it.

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  6. I am the Easter-Egg flight simulator they snuck in there just to see if they could

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    1. In Great Britain =Randy () returns offspring and irrational arguments

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  8. The sigma button. Because I'm all that and then sum.

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