Friday, October 14, 2022

Fake News Friday: Green Energy Changing Climate

A team of climate scientists led by Dr. Lester Scruggs at Stephen F. Austin University in Nacogdoches, Texas project that the Green Energy projects currently scheduled for installation in Texas will create a permanent high-pressure dome that will push warm, moist air that historically flowed straight north from the Gulf of Mexico to a more easterly vector.

They ran 26,000 Monte Carlo simulations and they anticipate the 30" of rain-line in Texas will move approximately 250 km (170 miles) to the east and by a similar distance southward in Illinois, Indiana and Ohio. 170 miles is about the distance from San Antonio-to-Houston.

The moisture laden air movements will shift eastward and the moisture will primarily be deposited along the lower-spine of the Appalachian Mountains with northern Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia bearing the brunt of the increased rain.

The scientists based their calculations on the heat generated by the solar loading on photovoltaic panels (they are essentially black in color) and the Cervantes Effect that wind turbines have on air-flow. The Cervantes Effect converts wind velocity to a higher-pressure up-wind of the blades.

The Eastern Seaboard of the United States will be spared until 2035. At that time Jet-stream resonances will begin to pulse moist air through the Nittany-Susquehanna Venturi one-year-in-fifteen and the region from central New Jersey to southern Maine will receive approximately three times their normal annual rainfall during the months of August, September and October.

12 comments:

  1. Hrmmmmmmm. I dunno if I believe it. Climate science is only as good as the model it’s predicated on… and we don’t even have the proper data acquisition methods to create one.

    But… I suppose we’ll have to build massive roofing projects to protect the solar modules from the sun.

    Oh. Wait…

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  2. Great job Joe, now some egghead is going to quote you as a primary source since you read the article in the science journal!
    .... Aaaaaand, thats how the FBI does their job.

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  3. Hal Lyndsey came up with the term " end times weather patterns" 40 years or so back in the late 70's . According to prophecy the earth will get just exactly what they are predicting . Drastic displays of weather anomalies . I wonder if our tampering with natural systems will be what causes them ?
    Rev 16:8
    Then the fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and power was given to him to scorch men with fire.

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  4. If it works out that way, I guess they can transition to grow mushrooms out east now, instead of other crops.

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  5. I am actually rather fascinated to see where this ends up and who quotes it.

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  6. And what does his colleague, Dr. Earl Flatt, have to say for himself?

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    1. I would expect increased incidences of Foggy Mountain Breakdown events

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  7. will it be even more arid in the middle?

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    1. Look at the title. "Fake News...."

      Satire.

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  8. Let's not forget "Fallen Angels" by Jerry Pournelle, wherein our CO² reduction policies being back the Ice Age centuries early...

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