One of my country-neighbors sent me some images from his trail cams.
No, I am not going to divulge his address.
I used to work in one of those places where you had to wear a shirt with your name embroidered on it. There were two guys there who worked second shift. One had Redneck One embroidered on his shirt. The other had Redneck Two.
The story was that they commuted from Barry county together. One evening, at about 2:30 in the morning the cop snuck up on their parked car in a rest area. He was sure he was about to make a bust on an amorous couple or a couple kids toking weed.
The two men had stopped to share pictures from their game cams. Yup. Pulled over and were passing the viewer back-and-forth.
The cop said "You know you are a redneck when you get stopped for that.
No alcohol. No weed. Just two guys after a long shift looking at pictures of antlers.