Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Is it really in your best interest to make us homeless?



Mrs ERJ and I talked this over.

Should we find ourselves homeless due to election related violence, we will camp in the front yards of our closest liberal friends.

We will take up music to give us solace in our time of trials. Mrs ERJ suggested the accordion and bag-pipes.

Lacking skill, we will compensate with volume.

 Can you imagine this on bag-pipes at three in the morning?

We will play Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits.

At night.

All night long.

We know where you live.

You have been warned.


  1. If that was a real threat, and you can legally lend me a firearm, I will help defend your home.


  2. So, if you really wanted to be threatening, you should go for "Ride Like The Wind" or "Escape" (The Piña Colada Song).

    That's how you end a civil War.

  3. Hey Joe, could you clarify that this paper was sent to you at your home? WTF? Schwack em.

    1. This letter was sent to people in Kansas. Later reports suggest it was seen in two other states as well.

      It was not sent to my house but the image has been making the rounds on the internet.

      Whether it is a legitimate threat or not, I think the anonymous senders should be ridiculed.

      All people who try to get in your head without paying rent should be treated the same way.

  4. Two ways to deal with this; humor (like you've done here) and prepping for a period of living in a two-way firing range. Not mutually exclusive, of course. It's good to keep perspective. But you shouldn't ever doubt the intent of people who proclaim they want you dead.

    PS It's a real headscratcher that they claim "you started this" but they are the ones sending threats of violence. I suppose logic isn't their strong suit.

  5. Sounds like the Cold Civil War is going HOT. At least in SOME areas. I never would have suspected in Kansas though. Of course, it was a very bloody place the last time.


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