Mrs ERJ and I talked this over.
Should we find ourselves homeless due to election related violence, we will camp in the front yards of our closest liberal friends.
We will take up music to give us solace in our time of trials. Mrs ERJ suggested the accordion and bag-pipes.
Lacking skill, we will compensate with volume.
Can you imagine this on bag-pipes at three in the morning?
We will play Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits.
All night long.
We know where you live.
You have been warned.