Zeke and Cletus were up in Isabella County putting in guard rail along Interstate 127.
Zeke looked over at the Indian Casino and said, "I heard that Lizzy Warren chick from Massachusetts sez she's Indian."
"Mmmm. Yep. I can believe it." Cletus responded.
"What? You do?" Zeke exclaimed!
"Yep." Cletus said. "Last time I went to the casino for a couple-a beers I walked in with $500 in the pocket. Next morning, I woke up in an abandoned camper out in the swamp. Didn't have a stitch of clothing on me and I had a hellova lump on my head. The worst thing is that I had a used condom sticking out of my ass."
"Sure as shit that is gonna happen again if Lizzy gets to be president." Cletus concluded.
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