Zeke and Cletus went down to Florida after the hurricane.
Zeke was complaining to Cletus as they were heating up a couple cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew on the Coleman, "I don't know what the problem is, but whenever I see looters they gets all fuzzy looking."
Cletus thought for a minute.
"Try dialing your scope down to 3X next time." he advised.