Cletus and Zeke in the library

Cletus and Zeke were chilling in the local library; literally. They were in Kansas City repainting lines in parking lots. It was 97 degrees in the shade and the travel-trailer they were bunking in did not have air conditioning.

Naturally, the library seemed like a fine place to eat.

Mrs Grundy, the librarian heard them swilling Dr Pepper and woofin' down their meal. She ferreted them out in the stacks of romance novels.

"What is THAT!" she queried in a near hysterical voice.

Cletus was struck dumb as she pointed at the drumstick he was ripping meat from.

Zeke came to the rescue. "That is his emotional support chicken." Zeke said.

"If that is his support animal, then what is its name?" Mrs Grundy demanded, quite mesmerized by the unmitigated gall of the two oafs.

"Blue." said Zeke. "Don Blue. Coors Don Blue"

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