Monday, October 22, 2018

Do you suffer from ED?

Have you ever thrown a party that ended in tears?

Expectations were high but you just couldn't punch it into the end-zone?

Maybe you suffer from Electoral Dysfunction.

We can help.

Just call with your Titanium Card in hand and Every Dead Person is a Democrat will send a discrete package to your front porch filled with properly filled out absentee ballots.

No more disappointments. No more tears.


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