One of the local hellions became acquainted with Farmer Dennis last night.
He high-centered his truck in one of the local ditches.
I can only imagine Farmer Dennis, saying in his totally conversational way, "You know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tear up the roads in front of my house." as he hitched the tow-strap to his tractor.
Farmer Dennis is likely to have another four years of peace and quiet until the next batch of hellions "discover" his patch of road.
Suggest Farmer Dennis affixes his tow strap to the tie rod, Pitman arm, or driveshaft of any truck belonging to a repeat offender, as a way of offering friendly encouragement.
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