Kevin lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Kevin drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
This is to be expected from a California Democrat.
Borrowed from TB2000
Yep, and it's sad in more ways than one.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteuhhhh, so which is it, Kevin or Brad? lol or was Kevin trying to kill Brad? Inquiring minds yada yada
DeleteI guess that's one way to kill yourself . . . free of charge.
ReplyDelete(couldn't resist . . . omh, sorry)
Reminds me of the MAD MEN episode where Lane (?) attempted suicide in his brand new car...
ReplyDeleteJust smiling.
ReplyDelete