Looking for a woman as ugly as a mud-fence, meaner than a snake, more stubborn than a mule and who doesn't have any kids who want anything to do with her.
Must not have any close neighbors. Ideally, she owns 60,000 acres on the Belle Fourche river.
Must tolerate a man who farts, spits, cusses, drinks, chews, smokes, sweats, plays cards, likes to look (but only look) at pretty women and loves dogs.
Vegans need not apply.
Send picture of dogs.
One of my people tells me the dating scene on the southside is dominated by men posing with what they shot this morning. As in "Here is Ike with a dead deer..." She can kill her own meat so she is not impressed.ReplyDelete
Mine was "send picture of tool box."...ReplyDelete
Nancy Pelosi would be fine fitReplyDelete
"You know, Clark Kent, you have a mean streak when you are drinking."Delete
Back when we had a market for wood and mohair young guys would ask me for career advice and I'd tell them to get on a shearing crew that worked from Texas to Canada and find an ugly girl whose daddy owned a big ranch with no other heirs and get married FAST ! Now I tell them to learn to be a brick layer. ---kenReplyDelete
Correction ...a market for wool and mohair....Delete
I dunno, Gretchen Wilson from back in the day would work for me.ReplyDelete
Yeah, I remember Geraldine. She had the funniest skits on the Flip Wilson show!Delete
60,000 acres on the Belle Fourshe would be nice. Maybe she has a sister?ReplyDelete
I was trying to guess where that picture was before I read the text.
It looked like where I got two Antelopes. I thought Wyo
Not sure. It might be where the river crosses over the state line. The lowest point in Wyoming.ReplyDelete
Stay on the SD side... Wyoming's full...plus it's to windy...104 mph winds recorded yesterday.ReplyDelete
"SD"? South Detroit?Delete
windy wyo, I am a colorado native that is getting pushed out by liberals. Where in wyo would you recommend to relocate? I am retired and fisher man. Pretty windy here in pueblo, but, 50-70mph is crazy.ReplyDelete
This comment has been removed by the author.ReplyDelete
Greg...if you can handle Pueblo, look at Rock Spring/Green River area. High desert, fishing in flaming gorge and on the green river. 2.5 hrs to salt lake city.ReplyDelete
Old joke...Please send photo of boat and motor...ReplyDelete