Who ever said that nothing exciting happens in a small town?
A reliable source informed me that I will be abducted by a beautiful, 23-year-old girl sometime between 8AM-and-10AM on January 21, 2021.
Decisions, decisions, decisions. What shall I wear?
Belladonna has a (video) quiz this morning and she needs "a dummy" to demonstrate the motions of various body joints.
Sadly, Belladonna is a native-born American so I will not be able to brag that I was Abducted by Aliens.
A general note to my readers
It has come to my attention that we are:
"...(an) unholy alliance...of religious extremists, authoritarians, fascists, bigots, racists, nativists, even libertarians"*
I want to commend you all for your maturity, character and self-discipline. It speaks highly of us that we are able to hold down jobs, start businesses, pay taxes and still have time to get married, raise children and volunteer in our communities even as we carry such burdens.
Furthermore, it is amazing that such a diverse group of pathologies can maintain a functional alliance. The Democratic Party really ought to study that.
Keep up the good work!
* Former CIA Director John Brennan