|The Mosin-Nagant is proof that crude is not a bug but a feature|
AK – It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
AR – You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning.
Mosin-Nagant – It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.
AK – You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.
AR – You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.
Mosin-Nagant – You can hit the farm from two counties over.
AK – Cheap mags are fun to buy.
AR – Cheap mags melt.
Mosin-Nagant – What’s a mag?
AK – Your rifle can be used by any two-bit nation’s most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
AR – Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two-bit nations’ most illiterate conscripts.
Mosin-Nagant – Your rifle has fought against itself – and won every time.
AK – Your rifle won some revolutions.
AR – Your rifle drove Saddam out of Kuwait.
Mosin-Nagant – Your rifle won a pole vault event.
AK47: The bayonet doubles as a decent hunting knife.
AR15: Your bayonet will do an alright job of butchering your kill if needed
Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet can be used to spit roast an entire pig.
AK47: Made out of oil rigs and packing crates
AR15: Made out of used cars and recycled milk jugs
Mosin-Nagant: Made out of old water pipe and goat carts
AK47: Makes grown men cry.
AR15: Makes grown men laugh
Mosin-Nagant: Makes grown men incontinent.
AK47: Can start brush fires by dropping it after the handguard catches fire.
AR15: Can start brush fires with incendiary ammunition.
And many, many more at the link.
Mosin-Nagant: Can start brush fires by firing from anything lower than a kneeling position.