Encourage one another and build one another up. Pray without ceasing. Test everything. Keep what is good. Avoid all evil. -1 Thess 5:11,17,21,22
Don't go giving them any ideas. What is patently idiotic to us actually gets picked up by them.They don't do irony or sarcasm.
Pretty easy to fix. Pay your taxes-due with checks that bounce.
So, it would seem your abduction was "successful" yesterday?Congratulations... I guess.