Mom and Dad had some excitement last night.
The police were pursuing an SUV ( Suspect yute's vehicle ) through the neighborhood when said SUV started driving across yards.
The good news is that the vehicle did not crash into mom and dad's house. Rather, it flattened six Hillary/Caine and fifteen Gretchen Witmer yard signs in the yard of a neighboring attorney as it rolled to a stop.
Three yutes fled the SUV. One was apprehended.
FEMA slow to respond. Bush widely blamed.
The good news is that mom and dad had taken out their hearing aids and had been alerted by the flashing lights that life was interesting.