Wednesday, January 22, 2020

If I ever introduce a breed of cattle

I start my prep for the lower GI at midnight.

If I ever develop a breed of cattle I think I will name it "Clear Liquids".

Twenty-four hours of clear liquids would not be a trial if it included Tee-Bones, Rib-Eyes, Sirloins, burgers, gravy....

Just saying. I think there would be a market for those cattle.


  1. Lower GI prep is not fun, only worse is colonoscopy prep...

  2. Just remember, that citrate bowel prep goes much, much better with other clear fluids, like water and vodka.


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