Why a tractor is better than a Lexus

Picture of Big D (in the tractor), Kubota and a bud before school.

Last day of school.  Everybody who has a tractor drives it to school.  It is a country thing.

Tractors are better than a Lexus because:

• A new tractor costs more than a Lexus
• The tractor will still be on the road thirty years from now.  The Lexus will be scrapped out in half that time.
• A tractor puts money into your pocket instead of taking it out.
• A young men on a tractor is perceived as honest and hardworking.  A young men driving a Lexus is perceived as vain and still sucking at his parent's wallet.
• You can drive a tractor through three feet of snow.
• You can go mud bogging in a tractor...and not need a tow truck to get out.
• There are more places to mount American Flags on a tractor
• Girls like tractors, especially when they are lugging at low RPM

Later that day...

Small towns.  I love them.