Today did not have a coherent theme.
Onondaga gave me an assignment: He recently picked up another lawn mower...I think it is his seventh...and needs a starter, a carburetor and new blades. There is a reason why it was sitting beside the road with the sign "FREE" on it.
I tried to put in an order at Ballistics Products Inc but their server would not accept my order. I called customer support and she wanted to know what browser I was using. I told her. Apparently they have had problems with customers using Chrome. Well, they can now add customers using Firefox to the list. I wonder if their IT supplier is a Hoplophobe.