Pentagon determines Seven-year-olds mature enough to cut off their junk
Can one assume that they are also old enough to register for the draft?
Pelosi denied communion
'Bout time
French Gov't workers riot over Macron raising retirement age
Presumes they are working while employed.
Tornados kill at least 21 in Mississippi
My prayers are with you
90% of Chicago 3rd Graders not capable of reading at grade-level
7% of Chicago is Asian. Wanna bet they are underrepresented in the 90%? Asian parents take personal-ownership of their children's education and don't "throw it over the fence".
Clinton official's death caused by "software glitch" in plane's controls
Welcome to the internet of everything. Control systems compare (subtract) the actual state to the desired state and make corrections based on that computation. Changing one "minus" to a "plus" in a hundred-thousand lines of code can make it blow up.
Husband with eight prior felonies stabs wife to death at Bible study
The best predictor of violence is a prior history of violence. Gang-tats on the neck are a close second.
Florida NAACP tries to torpedo Florida's tourist industry, tells Blacks to "Stay Home"
Miami Beach thanks them
Biden says "Banks in pretty good shape"
Thanks, Gilligan
Kyrsten Sinema says Democrats are "a bunch of old dudes eating Jello"
What a legacy: Killing unborn babies, maiming children, manufacturing new species of victims and destroying manufacturing...and eating Jello.
There was a bullshit "study" that showed crime went up in the cities that hosted NRA meetings.
ReplyDelete"Florida NAACP tries to torpedo Florida's tourist industry, tells Blacks to "Stay Home"
Hmmmmmm, let's check those numbers out !!!!
Miami Beach thanks them
Yeah, you saw the same videos of the, ummm, youths, hanging out outside the hotel I did.
DeleteThis just in: JELLO sues Kyrsten Sinema for deformation of character.
ReplyDeleteMany Texas elementary schools no longer teach spelling. Wonder why School kids can't read to level? ( I asked why....the teacher I talked to stated she WANTED to teach spelling but was informed by school administration that due to spell check it wasnt needed any longer.)
ReplyDeleteI have a friend in Chicago.... nobody sends their kids to CPS. Well, one part of the population uses the public school system, anyone with a brain sends their kids to private schools.
ReplyDeleteWhich is interesting in light of groot losing re-election, as most of the assembly are all teachers union employees! Zing!
In a sane society, many of these would be Babylon Bee fodder. In point of fact, they are all too horribly true.
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