What elements do femi-NAZIs hate the most? He and Mn
What is Pfizer and Moderna's favorite element? Ba
What element is favored by villains? Cd
What are the names of the two trashiest waitresses in the trailer park? Cl and F
Another name for the fuzz? Cu
High-ho ? Ag
Favored by con-men? Sc
Stockbroker's favorite element? Se
Baby-daddy's cry? Ar
Minnesota's element? Be
Friendliest element? H
Monomaniac's element? B
Secret to successful wing-shooting? Pb
Successful rodeo riders? Rh
When you cannot afford a diamond? Zr
Germans who cannot float? Zn
Friend-zoned? Pd
LOL, well done!!!
ReplyDeleteOver at the Thunderbox we are trying to fuse beans, sauerkraut, and boiled cabbage at the atomic level. When we finally synthesize this man made artificial element - we shall call it "Ignoramium.'
ReplyDeleteThat's another Nobel Prize headed my way... ;)
Have you considered egg-yolks and chicory as binders? Egg-yolks provide the brimstone necessary for the Philosophers stone to activate and chicory provides oligosaccharides to turbocharge the biological elements.
DeleteHaving had only high school chemistry and community college physics, the elemental puns were perfect: not too hard, not too easy.
ReplyDeleteWhat writer is a source for thermometers? Hg wells.
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