Friday, January 27, 2023

Heller and Shannon: Pullin' Permits


 

Shannon stopped by the library on the way home.

There was no traffic for "Anita" so she spent some time searching for pictures and plans for "root cellars" that matched up to the structure Kim had described.

Kim had given Shannon her cell number and permission to ask Heller if he had any interest in building a simple root cellar.

Shannon printed out images of ones that looked cute and printed some of the shelving and some plans. Paper is cheap.

Then she pulled up the county plat-book and found the property and printed out an overhead of the area around the buildings. While she was dinking around, she found that the county site had the ability to project elevation lines. Thinking that might be handy, she also printed out one of those.

In spite of already spending over three hours on the road, Heller was more than happy to visit a neighbor, as long as Shannon drove the truck.

Shannon called. Kim was willing to have them over.

Heller snoozed on the way over.

Kim walked them around the farm-yard and then pointed out where she wanted the root cellar. It was clear that she had given ample thought to proximity to the house and drainage. You don't want to site a root cellar in a puddle, nor do you want to site it where water and ag chemical spills are likely to drain.

"How big ya thinkin'?" Heller asked Kim.

Kim said "I dunno. Maybe 8' by 24'."

"Prolly make sense to run it the long-way into the grade, dontchya think" Heller suggested.

"Yep. That was the picture in my head" Kim agreed.

"Lemme get my yoyo, stakes and a hammer and we will stake it out" Heller said.

Kim nodded in agreement. That was fine with her. Stakes don't mean anything.

Shannon was fascinated by how Heller first set one of the 24' long sides and and then used a 3-4-5 triangle and twine to create a right angle to set the 8' stakes. Then he measured diagonals to ensure it really was straight-and-square.

"You know somebody has to pull a permit for a building this size, right?" Heller said. "I can't do it because I am working in Livonia six days a week and the county offices aren't open on Sundays.

Kim mournfully shook her head. "I am tied up organizing the church festival this year. I swear, those women run around like chickens with their heads cut off when I am not there to keep things moving forward."

Kim and Heller turned and looked at Shannon.

"What does 'pull a permit' mean?" she asked.

The next morning, Shannon asked Fred, her boss, if she could either take a late lunch or an early lunch.

Naturally, Fred asked why.

"Kim Bockbeck was in yesterday and wants to put in a root cellar but cannot get to the county offices to pull a permit. I agreed to help her out" Shannon said. "I hope that is all right..."

"Is she going to borrow money from us to build it?" Fred asked.

"I imagine" Shannon said.

"Tell you what" Fred said. "Go to lunch at your usual time and then hit the county office afterward, on-the-clock. What you are doing is close enough to 'bank work' that I think the Credit Union can pay you for it."

Shortly after Shannon left for lunch, Fred went into his office and called the county permitting department.

"Mandy Piggot here. Whaddya need?"

The county office was running short. Piggot ran the permitting office.

"Morning Mandy. This is Fred Barker over at the Saranac Credit Union" Fred said.

"Morning Fred." Mandy and Fred knew each other causally. More importantly, they knew OF each other and neither had ever heard anything untoward of the other. "What can I do for you?"

"I have a new clerk here at the office and she is showing a lot of initiative. She will be showing up after lunch to pull a building permit for one of our clients and I am pretty sure she has never done it before."

"Hmm-mmm" Mandy vocalized on the other end of the connection.

"Can you or one of your people walk her through the process? Her name is Shannon and she is a naturally organized person. Some of our clients might like having somebody like her take care of the fussy work of pulling permits..if she was good at it" Fred said.

"Is her handwriting legible?" Mandy asked.

"Her handwriting is very readable" Fred said. 'Readable', heck it was downright beautiful.

"Well, then I can work with her. She's gotta be better than half of the folks who come in here to pull permits. Some of them can't even read their own writin'" Mandy said.

18 comments:

  1. Permit? What is this Permit thing of which you speak?

    A little East of Paris
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  2. ERJ, I have been the recipient of this sort of small town engagement.

    Many years ago I had a low grade infection of the lower eustachian tube by my molars. I mentioned to a local acquaintance who was a dentist - he offered to call me in an anti-biotic prescription instead of me having to go through an appointment with my dentist. Went to pick it up and sure enough, it was the father of a friend from my local high school band.

    The possibilities for that in a large city are much reduced, if they are not completely impossible.

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    Trusted friends, often more valuable than electronic digits in the bank (IF they allow you to use them).

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  4. Shannon is learning about small town networking.

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  5. Yeah, that small town thing has ups as well as downs. In Houston, I was denied getting tags for a trailer once. I had to have all kinds of paperwork in order to do it. I got in a different line and had my tags in 30 minutes (after standing in line for an hour or so). Too easy. Down here, the tax office is too small to play that game. ups... downs....

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  6. That's a big root cellar.

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    1. Closets in the house, trailers, horsepower on a tractor, welding equip, tool boxes. Always get a bigger than what you think you'll need.

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    2. I noticed that also...
      In many areas, if it is under 160 sq ft, (8 x 20) and used only for storage, no permit is required - anywhere following the IBC allows it.

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    3. Here any structure under 200 sq-ft doesn't need a permit. I usually caution folks to be aware of easements even if no permit is needed.

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    4. One can get a 20 ft shipping container pretty cheap, outfit it to whatever specification one wants inside, maybe weld on a couple of sacrificial anodes to the outside (to slow down groundwater corrosion), then barter a dozer, dig a trench, and drag it in, cover it up. Presto! Might be cheaper than scratch construction.

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  7. Great installment. Root cellars where I live are pretty rare, our water table is very high. Some shallow cellars (about 3 feet down with remainder above grade 4 feet). Two above ground pool bladders, one below grade, the other inverted above it, edges along outside the lower bladder. Cover with soil on sides (some stack hay but that doesn' last much over a year). A lightweight roof deck on top and your are good. Better if overhead cover to reduce sunlight is done.

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  8. There are a lot of root cellars on the old farms round here . I have two on my farm both long gone. Most are unused and caving in but I have never seen one that big. Half that size is about the biggest. A big one would be impossible to keep from freezing---ken

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  11. Yep, that is a LARGE root cellar. Most of the ones I know about are about 1/2 that size.

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