Friday, January 27, 2023

Fake News Friday: Biden to require $5 deposit on disposable lighters

 

The Biden Administration announced early this morning that it will be placing a $5-per-unit deposit on disposable lighters.

Spokesperson Annie Raggedy said the initiative was to raise more money for smoking cessation and to eliminate the residual butane being vented to the atmosphere.

Additionally, the metal that creates sparks when the lighter is activated is primarily composed of rare-earth metals that are imported from China. Those "flints" will be recycled and reprocessed to extract the rare-earth elements.

6 comments:

  1. I really like my refillable butane cigar lighters.

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  2. Let's go brandon!!!

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  3. Poes law is kicking in here ... IS this a spoof or not? Knowing the insanity that the present government is indulging in, it could be either.

    Phil B

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  4. Fake news? How do we know this isn't in the cards....

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