Friday, November 18, 2022

Fake News Friday: NYC elevators prohibited from running at night

NYC Mayor Adams issued a press release informing NYC dwellers and commuters that in order to become more "green", he issued an Executive Order that elevators only operate during the daylight hours when solar energy is available.

In the event of clouds, eclipses or random brown-outs, the elevators will be programmed to drop down to the next available floor to ensure passengers are not trapped between floors.

7 comments:

  1. Sounds plausible.🤓

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  2. Good idea. "Let them eat cake". They vote for stuff like this. ---ken

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  3. No doubt the time and expense of making all those older elevators in NYC that can't be "programmed" to do this will more than make up for any cost savings, uh, er, virtue signaling value that might be achieved.

    Because, after all, that is the way most of these things work. That is, only in the minds of people too stupid to work for a living.

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    1. "people too stupid to work for a living"

      Every one in the mayor's office and all of his advisors.

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  4. This will NEVER stand. It'll NEVER get past the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)! That's an aside from JUST.HOW.STUPID this is!!!

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  5. So much for "overtime work;" you'll be trapped on the upper floors all night.

    Actually, killing off >8 hours (5-6 hours?) might be the goal.

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