Three bloggers were sitting on a park bench enjoying the weak, November sun.
The first blogger, let's call him "Kim", pontificated "Sophia Loren is da most sexiest woman who ever lived. She is a fertility goddess. She is all any man could ever ask for."
The second blogger, let's call him "Ace" rebutted him "Nope. Da sexiest women in the world were Raquel Welsh, Ann-Margret and Stella Stevens. Dats a brunette, a redhead an-a blonde. Take ya pick." Ace considered himself an expert on movies.
The third blogger, let's call him Glen announced "Nope. I got proof dat Enbridge Pippilini is da sexiest woman alive. Proof, I tells ya."
The other two bloggers scoffed. "How can you have proof of dat? We nevah heard of dis 'Enbridge Pippilini' chick."
So he held up the Calgary Herald he had been reading and showed them the headline
16 Men Died Laying Enbridge Pipeline Last Night
Terrible!
ReplyDeleteTerrible things can happen when you lay pipe in the dark.
DeleteThe world is as small as I thought if Kim, Ace and Glen are your characters.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteTee pun is the lowest form of humor. And also the most difficult. And just like irony, sarcasm and hyperbole many don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThe pun is like food under socialism, comrade: many don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThat’s NOT funny!!! Stop laughing, damn you alll!!! My feelings are HURT!!!!!
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