Friday, March 31, 2017

Fake News Friday

If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time – a tremendous whack.  -Winston Churchill

The Eaton Rapids Joe blog learned through highly placed sources in the Georgia O'Keeffe lobby of the 2018 Women's March on Washington that the dried-out seed pod of the common Milkweed will be the official boutonniere of the 2018 March.

The color shall be "natural" and all fuzz must be removed before it is put on display.  Asparagus fern is the preferred bracketing material.  Baby's Breath is forbidden.

Advanced orders can be placed with Hastay's Greenhouse of Eaton Rapids, Michigan.  All orders received before October will be discounted to $99.97 per boutonnier.  Volume discounts available.

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