Wednesday, November 20, 2019
How long before Tauras offers .350 Legend in The Judge?
After eating large amounts of winter squash over the past few weeks, I can verify that I now have X-Ray vision.
After sharing this information with Mrs ERJ, she suggested that I could increase my super powers by eating more hot chilies.
She also implied that the beams of molten lava would not come out of my eyes but would come out of an orifice somewhat lower on my body.