Friday, March 17, 2017

Fake News Friday

Recent surveys indicate that people who install their toilet paper with the tag hanging from the front often:
  • Love puppies
  • Don't cheat on their partners
  • Pick up trash
  • Eat their vegetables
  • Fill the gas tank when it is on empty
Conversely, people who install their toilet paper with the tag hanging from the back often:
  • Pick their nose
  • Rub their knuckles on bathroom walls
  • Misuse Twitter
  • Mispronounce words
  • Talk during movies
  • Pass gas at inopportune times

1 comment:

  1. I was expecting a third picture of the roll sitting on top of the tank, placed there by a Millennial who can't be bothered with replacing the empty roll...

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