Monday, April 1, 2024

Fake News Friday: Shaquilla O'Neal being recruited by USC Women's Basketball team

 

Shaquilla, left side of photo in team-building exercise with point-guard from USC's women's basketball team

According to Shaquilla, her one regret is that she never won a national championship in college basketball.

The USC Women's Basketball program is offering her a full scholarship and special tutoring if she will commit to play for the program.

Shaquilla, who currently identifies as a man, is strongly considering the offer even though she will be twice the age of the other freshwomen recruits.

"I gonna give it a shot. Maybe I can get my best sista, LaBron'a to join me at USC, too."


April-Foolz!!!

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