Friday, April 9, 2021

Fake News Friday: Governor Whitmer calls up Social Workers pending conclusion of Chauvin trial

 

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Late breaking news: Governor Gretchen Whitmer called up all Social Workers in the state to provide counseling services when the Chauvin trial ends. Social Workers will be deployed to Detroit, Flint, Saginaw, Lansing, Jackson, Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegon and Benton Harbor.

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Social Workers will be deployed with a full load-out of stress-balls, Play-Doh, spinners, fidgets, reflexology charts, aromatherapy candles, I Spy jars, coloring books and non-toxic, sustainably sourced talking sticks.

9 comments:

  1. She needs to send some to Marquette also. They will need them over there no matter how the trial turns out --ken

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  2. is in place of sending the riot police? They been defunded, so now the social workers get to control the coming riots?

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    1. Absolutely. Police only antagonize victimized peoples.

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  3. Is this Fake News Friday truly fake or is it prognostication?

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    1. Both, maybe.

      I was talking to somebody who recently graduated from college and they did not seem to be able to wrap their mind around the concept of "reasonable doubt".

      I told them "It doesn't matter how compelling you find the evidence presented by the prosecution if the defense presents enough evidence to establish 'reasonable doubt' in the minds of the jurors."

      They just could not wrap their minds around the concept.

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  4. Somehow I don't think that is going to end like 'she' thinks it will...

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  5. play dough BASHER!!April 11, 2021 at 5:26 AM

    Who comes up with the Types of NON ViolanceBS List! LOL!!

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    1. Good question.

      In order to receive a Ph.D. and the guaranteed raises associated with the increased credentials, candidates must "discover" hither-to-fore, unknown knowledge.

      That leads to all kinds of questionable "knowledge" like the value of equine therapy, value of service animals and so on.

      Around here we call it a Ph.D. from MSU; as in Making Shit Up

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