Life is going to get interesting around here.
Belladonna and Mrs ERJ are going on a diet.
Belladonna was talking about salmon (which is allowed on this diet). She asked me, "Dad, do you have scales?"
I responded "So you can weigh portion sizes?"
"No. The portion size for a serving of salmon is three scales." Bella said.
Their "boxes" came today. A month's worth of food fits in a box the size of a 4th grader's summer-weight sleeping bag.
They were reading the labels on the food packages: "Blueberry cream-cheese swirl cake". Looking at the size of the package I deduce that it is a tea-bag. "Golden Chocolate chip pancakes", "ginseng ginger chicken bullion cube (singular)", "Chocolate-cherry ganache bar with a dried cherry, pomegranate pulp and a chia seed".
"Our special diet is low in fat, carbs, salt and protein."
I think there are going to be some grumpy folks around here.