That is easy enough to fix. Send every migrant to Martha's Vineyard with a tent, sleeping bag, camp-stove and a 12-pack of ramen noodles. Also give them a map to the estates of the most vocal, pro-immigrant residents and call it good. It should only cost about $200 a person.
|Might as well give them the "keys to the city" while we are at it.|
I wonder if anybody started a Gofundme for that purpose of supplying immigrants with "infrastructure" to help them establish in places like the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard.