"Finally!" exclaimed Cindy Beagle (today's pronouns canine/furriescue). "I don't mind eating bugs and hypothermia. I don't mind losing my job and paying $3667 a month in rent for a refrigerator box, but hearing muggers stumble over my pronouns du jour simply ENRAGED me."
Snoopy Rella (pronouns arschlenker/charliebrown), Beagle's companion agreed. "All we need are the Kardashians and our pronouns and we are happy. Thank Baal that all of my personalities live in a jurisdiction enlightened enough to realize that caloric intake and basal body-temperatures are arbitrary numbers just like the national debt and focus on the Really Important Things."