Friday, August 11, 2017

Fake News Friday

Former president John McCain and VP Dennis Rodman vow to fly to North Korea and defuse the tensions between our great counties.

McCain will sign declarations of intent stating:
  • The United States is on a path to becoming a Socialist Utopia, just like North Korea
  • The United States will give up its war-mongering ways

  • The United States will reduce its use of fossil fuels to match the per-capita usage of North Korea

  • The United States will finance the opening of a take-out pizza place on every corner
  • The United States will let North Korea keep Dennis Rodman

1 comment:

  1. I had heard that one of the bargaining points was a Krispy-Kreme franchise near the presidential palace.


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