Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Unsolicited advice on catching Rainbow Trout

 

Suppose, for the sake of argument, catching a large, Rainbow Trout was on your bucket-list.

Furthermore let us suppose you are in that wonderful time in your life when you have a few spare dollars, a few spare hours and your knees still work.

Let's refine your bucket-list a bit further, you want to catch the fish locally and you want it to be a "wild" fish. Fish stocked in a pond are for kids. You want a real fish.

How would a rational person go about that task?

Well, Rainbow Trout are not common in my part of Michigan so if it were me, I would research the environmental requirements of this species. It requires cool, well oxygenated water that is free of silt.

"...well oxygenated..." translates into flowing water or lakes big enough to have breaking waves and of moderately low fertility so the seaweed decaying in the winter does not absorb all of the dissolved oxygen.

"...cool..." either means shaded feeder creeks (Sebawa, Libhard or any one of a dozen other creeks) or deep lakes.

In an infinite universe, even the improbable becomes inevitable

It is improbable, but not impossible, to have a water spout dip into a lake, pick up a trophy Rainbow Trout and then deposit it at your front door step or in the middle of the parking lot at work.

Just because something is possible does not mean that investing your time in that venue is wise. You might thread a big gob of red worms on a hook and throw it into the ditch beside the road but that is not a high-percentage way to spend your time.

Seeking wise counsel

If you wanted to catch a local, Rainbow Trout, the prudent person would ask around at the bait shops. Not just once, but multiple times. That is because you want your towed antenna array to seine the brain of the person running the cash register but also the old men who spent decades fishing the local waters.

Rainbow Trout are not common around here. If somebody pulled a "keeper" Rainbow out of a local lake it would have been talked about. If there was a Rainbow pulled out of Jordan Lake fifteen years ago, there might be another one there.

What to use for bait and tackle

You want to choose a bait that entices all of their senses. You want it to look good. You want it to sound natural. You want it to smell good. You want it to exude good tastes.

You need to present it in a natural way. If you are fishing flowing water then you will catch five times as many fish if you can toss your bait upstream and let it drift down with the current. Alternatively, if you are at the head of a pool you can let it drift down. Baits that wobble can be slowly spooled out so it looks like a crippled bait-fish or crayfish that can no longer fight the current.

The tackle depends on the environment. Large, clear lakes with no snags might dictate thin line. Brushy feeder-creeks might dictate heavier tackle.

If there is ONE THING that you learn from this essay is that you won't catch fish unless you have your bait in the water. You might not think much of the water in front of you, but throw your bait at the most promising structure and you might be stunned by what you catch. 

You might have a 100 foot-wide by 1000 foot-long run of water in front of you. If there are only five bits of structure in that 100,000 square feet of water, then you have a total of 150 square-feet of prime habitat to fish.

Be flexible

This is not a time to be an idiot savant. You might catch a monster Brown Trout.

It is not exactly what you had in mind but a big Brown Trout is a fine prize in its own right.

Or you might find the mother-lode of Smallmouth Bass. Again, not the trophy you had in mind when you loaded up your gear and pulled out of your driveway.

Be prepared for success. Take your fishing tackle with you everywhere you go. Wet your line in whatever waters are available. If your dream is to catch a 4 pound Rainbow, then bring a net big enough to boat a 12 pounder. It can happen.

A change of topics

I know a little bit about fishing. I make no claims about knowing anything about boys finding girls.

However, there may be some parallels (no disrespect intended to my women readers).

If your son or nephew was looking for a woman who is not CRAZY-WOKE, he might want to avoid places where the overwhelming majority of the women belong to that species. Fishing for a conservative woman in the middle of a pro-choice parade will be as productive as fishing for Rainbow Trout in ditch-water.

"I guess that means colleges and universities are a NO-GO"

Not so fast, Buckwheat.

The higher education industry sucks in a very diverse set of students. Some of the women may look "woke" but it is a reflection of the water they are swimming in. Because of family background, the neighborhoods they grew up in and the schools they went to, they may never have SEEN a conservative or had the differences explained to them in a way that was not totally dismissive and disparaging.

Remember the advice to fish the water in front of you, even if it does not look promising? If there is a stretch of water with almost no structure (boulders, snags, pools, sand-bars, back-eddies, etc.) then all of the truly worthy fish will be drawn to the tiny bit of structure that does exist. Even if that structure is not aesthetically pleasing...it could be a junked car or a shattered, concrete culvert.

That translates as figuring out where the prime 150 square-feet are (or by process of elimination, writing off the 99,850 square-feet of poor fishing).

Search strategies

I am old enough to remember when computers were slow and core-storage was expensive. Legacy software written for database searches would "Get data" from tapes, trickled into core, tested against ONE criteria and then written back out to tape.

Then the process was repeated for the second level search criterion and so-on and so-forth.

As the person writing the database search, you had control over the order in which the searches were done.

It quickly became apparent that the search ran much faster and your department was charged less when the search ran the most stringent tests first.

By way of illustration. Suppose you were searching on two criterion. One criterion eliminated 30% of the base population while the other criterion eliminated 99.9% of the criterion.

Running the program 30%-99.9% order meant that a million records would require 1,000,000 + 700,000 get-execute-put sequences.

Running the program in 99.9%-30% order meant that a million records required 1,000,000 + 1000 GEP sequences.

The efficiencies become even more startling when you have 6 or more criteria.

What does "search criteria" have to do with finding a conservative girl?

The crazy-woke value ideological purity over results. Conservatives value process but process is subordinate to results. Conservatives are outcome oriented.

A very small percentage of girls at college are involved in athletics. That might be a good place to wet your line because athletes know that the effort you put in on the practice field shows up on game day. They can link process and results.

A very small percentage of girls rehab houses or volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. You cannot "cheat" and cleanly paint a wall. Process-results.

Fishing and hunting and gardening are outcome focused. Maybe it is awkward to ask if their parents or grandparents taught them how to fish, but it is a great sign if you invite her fishing and she is willing to give it a shot.

Girls who hike and camp understand that you will be miserable if you don't pack the right items in the right amounts. Again, process-results and not much ideology.

Some "majors" will assist you in your search. The crazy-woke value ideological purity over results. Majors like nursing are outcome oriented and conservatives, who are inherently compassionate, will gravitate to that kind of major. Accounting, hard-sciences, agriculture, music are a few other outcome focused majors.

Any kind of liberal arts, social sciences, urban development are not. That doesn't mean you don't pack your fishing rod and landing net. Some kids end up in those majors because they listened to a biased academic advisor. Just don't fish those waters at the expense of more productive ones.

Good luck fishing, folks.

16 comments:

  1. Also, go where your target is more likely to be. Some colleges are more traditional than others, and some schools have more of those majors that attract conservatives. Some schools are both.

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    1. Along those same lines, attending a church near the university is a high percentage play.

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    2. Ahh...beat me to it. If you're Catholic, hit the Neuman center on campus. Otherwise, hit mass at that nearby Church Saturday Morning.

      I told the boy but he don't listen. They are all there, a great gaggle of them, every Saturday. They go to mass then breakfast.

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  2. For a young southern Michigan fisherman, Hillsdale College might have some some productive waters.

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  3. After a lifetime working shoulder to shoulder with great nurses, I would strongly advise against looking here for conservative women.

    It kind of follows the Canadian system: a "socialist" is a communist, a "liberal" is a socialist, and a "conservative " is what you would call liberal or cucked.

    And college, even WAY back in my time was like Germany in 1933. There was/is NO right. Just numerous flavors of left lining themselves up like the readout from a mass spectrometer.

    Good advice is date a lot or date women who do things you like. It wouldn't hurt to like dancing.

    Remember, after a lady has had three partners, her chances of having a Norman Rockwell lifelong marriage drops to 50%

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  4. In my relatively small data set, 3/4 of all the nurses I know are liberal.

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    1. How does that compare to the larger population?

      25% odds of success might sound grim but if the base rate is 5% conservative or 10% conservative then you made big strides in improving your odds.

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  5. Your chances of getting married and staying married are only 50% anyway. And over 80% of the time it is the woman who files for divorce and of the guys I know who got divorced I'm estimating over 50% didn't see it coming. Before you go fishing make sure your waders don't leak, and when you start dating get a vasectomy. You can get it reversed if you really want to but you can't get child support reversed. --ken

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  6. My dad told me that if you go fishing in a cesspool, you're gonna catch carp. I met my wife at a local church about seven years ago. I feel bad for trad men seeking a wife these days.

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    1. Your dad is a brilliant man. Everybody should be so lucky.

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  7. Speaking as a retired Social Worker, you are very unlikely to find conservative women in that venue.

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  8. First time visitor. Interesting weaving of trout, conservative gals, and where they might be found. I'm not looking for a conservative gal, since I'm going on 30 years being married, but I do know where to hook into some nice rainbow trout up Grayling way. I'll be stopping by from time to time.

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    1. God's country.

      I used to canoe the Au Sable a bit. The lower reach (Foote Dam Pond) is very built up but the last I knew the upper reaches were still good.

      I used to be fond of where the South Branch River flowed into the Au Sable until I had dirt bikers do "burn outs" in our fire pit.

      -Joe

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    2. It is God's country, Joe. I used to spend a fair amount of time in the Mason Tract. The South Branch is some fine water and though motorized traffic is allowed on the two tracks, I hike in deep enough to be away from that racket. My place is on a tributary to the mainstream of the AuSable, and because the crick running through is tough to get to, it does not get much pressure at all, which is fine by me. The verses on your banner are strong, and encouraging. I'm pleased I was pointed to your place.

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  9. Well all of the rainbow trout I ever caught were at Rockwell Springs Trout Club in well stocked streams with minimal trees to catch your lure. A captive audience if you will as the streams were private and the trout couldn't escape. I am sure there is something to learn from that.

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