A scope with a higher magnification will not help you hold your weapon any steadier.
High-maintenance should never be mistaken for high-class.
You might be able to out-run a cop car but you cannot out-run radio transmissions.
More chilies don't make the meat fresher. More beers don't really make the girls prettier.
The difference between a dog and a fox is six beers.
As I age, I find I now get drunk on a single drink. Usually the fifth one.
Character isn't how folks act when everything is going right. It is how they act when things go poorly.
Pepper spray means you can have a really good laugh about it....six years later.
Don't ask me to explain women. I have only been married once and she is not on the market.
Someday your kid will hear your voice come out of their kid's mouth. "Dad, you can borrow my tools but make sure you put them back where you found them. These are my GOOD tools."
It is as easy to drive on the top half of the gas tank as the bottom half and it is a lot less worrisome.
Folks would be a lot more civil if there was a chance they would get their asses kicked for being rude.
The only time it makes economic sense to buy a new car is if your current vehicle is so unreliable you are likely to lose your job.
Progressives want to take conservative's weapons because they realize the only real weapon is a functioning brain. They want to level the playing field.
Please feel free to add your own.