Don't date nymphomanics. I had a friend that was a trumpet major. He thought it would be a grand adventure to play in the clown band at DisneyWorld. He had to play the same 10 minute set every hour for an 8 hour shift dressed in a clown outfit. He didn't last the summer. Dating nymphomanics is a similar commitment. -Source
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
A nugget of wisdom from Kentucky
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LOL. I'm not even going to ask what prompted this particular piece!
ReplyDeleteSnerk... Not going there...
ReplyDeleteI was flying to Albuquerque NM recently and happened to be seated next to a strikingly beautiful blonde. I asked where she was going and she said she was going to rehab in New Mexico. I asked her if it was for booze or what, if she didn't mind telling me. She said no, she didn't mind and she was going to rehab for nymphomania. I said "Oh, that's interesting." She said,"You know there are many misconceptions about lovers." She went on to say that the best endowed men were not blacks but American Indians, and that the best lovers were not French, but were Jewish. She then said "By the way, my name is Brenda. What is yours ?". I said "I'm glad to meet you. My name is Tonto Goldstein."
ReplyDeleteGood one Tonto, if that’s really your name
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