Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Lessons from Fred

"There is never a good time to be in a bad place."  -Remus at WoodpileReport


"Luck counts but only fools count on Luck."  -Albert Andry


"The best way to stay out of trouble is to keep your mouth and your zipper shut."  -Dads everywhere


"There is always more than one way to skin a cat....or extricate a stiff."  -ERJ's Brother


" 'Big boned' people need lovin too."  -Oprah


"Being shot by a jealous husband is not a glamorous way to die....unless your age is in the triple digits."   -Attributed to George Burns


"Low rent housing is a bad place to die."   -William Crapo Durant


"Tragedy is best experienced as a spectator sport."


"It could be worse."   -Fred

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