Lessons from Fred

"There is never a good time to be in a bad place."  -Remus at WoodpileReport

 

"Luck counts but only fools count on Luck."  -Albert Andry

 

"The best way to stay out of trouble is to keep your mouth and your zipper shut."  -Dads everywhere

 

"There is always more than one way to skin a cat....or extricate a stiff."  -ERJ's Brother

 

" 'Big boned' people need lovin too."  -Oprah

 

"Being shot by a jealous husband is not a glamorous way to die....unless your age is in the triple digits."   -Attributed to George Burns

 

"Low rent housing is a bad place to die."   -William Crapo Durant

 

"Tragedy is best experienced as a spectator sport."

 

"It could be worse."   -Fred