Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Juice Fast

Belladonna decided to try the juice fast.

It would have been too simple to eat apples, bananas, carrots, etc.

A recipe book was found.  Recipes were selected.  The more exotic the ingredients the better.

Muskmelon, honeydew melon, star fruit, yogurt made from the milk of beluga whales all appeared in our house.

Day One: We (Belladonna) learned that frozen strawberries work MUCH better if first thawed.  Otherwise, it sounds like you dropped a logging chain into a wood chipper.

Day Two: We learned that massive changes of the diet can wreak havoc with the microfauna/flora of one's digestive system.  Too bad Belladonna is not scheduled for a colonoscopy.

Day Three:  Belladonna needs a break from her diet.  Simply eating a banana or apple before every meal is starting to look a little bit more attractive.  

1 comment:

  1. Oh no! I think if a colonoscopy is in order, one should follow Dave Barry's advice and mix the stuff that makes you "go" the day prior with Vodka, so you'll be happier trapped in the bathroom all day.


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