Let me be among the first to congratulate Sweden's Women's soccer team for their stunning victory in the first round of the Olympic playoffs.
And let me start the countdown....Three.....Two.....One....
US Soccer Team not woke enough with only five Lesbians on the team.
Rumors swirl that a Progressive Billionaire soccer fan on the West Coast offered the entire Senegalese Mens soccer team untold wealth to immigrate to the US and "Go Tranny". What could be more "Woke" than a woman's soccer team composed entirely of black, trans-sexualswho recently immigrated from a certifiable Third-World country?
Fake news today....mainstream tomorrow.
I hear they pledged not to score a goal until perfect woke equity is achieved. They seem to be keeping their pledge so far.
ReplyDeleteHowever, they should simply step aside and let a team of 15-year old boy soccer players declare themselves women for the Olympics - then the US would have a real shot at winning and every progressive could celebrate how woke is the team and everything.
Snerk... THAT would upset the applecart!
ReplyDeleteA perfect example of why I do not follow sports anymore. Thanks, commies !
ReplyDeleteThe lads would have to have blue hair, of course. Or at least swear off wearing jockstraps.
ReplyDeleteI'm very sure they'd do that cheerfully to shower withe the Swedish team. Or the Italians. Or the French.
Not sure about the Germans...
A lesbian friend of mine once boasted of sleeping with every member of the Houston Comets WNBA team.
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