Friday, July 16, 2021

Fake News Friday: 506 Capital Protestors file to run as Congressional Candidates

In a move that surprised nobody but Nancy Pelosi, all 506 January 6th protestors who have been identified to-date filed papers to run in U.S. Congressional races.

Ashli Bobbitt's widower made the announcement. "No country should have a goon-squad that is not answerable to the people, a goon-squad that can murder people with impuny. The Capital Police owe us answers. Pelosi's party needs to be sent back home and the Pet-Rock Rhinos need to tuck their tails between their legs and slink after them."

By declaring their candidacy, the protestors force Pelosi to decide between a legacy as the Madame Mao of the 21st Century or releasing the protestors currently held without trial, charges or bail.

1 comment:

  1. If even ONE gets elected, we get closer to the founders' ideal.

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