Encourage one another and build one another up. Pray without ceasing. Test everything. Keep what is good. Avoid all evil. -1 Thess 5:11,17,21,22
Friday, March 8, 2019
Wit and Wisdom from the Kingdom of Knuckleheads
This is a compilation of utterances from many knuckleheads.
My body does not work that way.
Weed is better than fill in name of any medicine here.
It is not stealing if I really needed it.
It is not lying when I tell a story to get something I need.
I had to tell you those lies because you were stupid enough to believe them.
I dunno where that footlocker with the thousand rounds of factory loaded .45ACP Gold Dots went.
I need money for gas.
Yeah, I got the $30 by selling a few things I 'found'. (How come it is always $30. Odd, that.)
I am homeless.
I live in a culvert at the park.
Please feel free to add to the list.
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My blood pressure is fine so I don't need to take my meds.ReplyDelete
My blood sugar was elevated because I had dessert last night before coming in for bloodwork today. I do not have diabetes.
No one told me I had new prescriptions to pick up from the pharmacy on my way home from the hospital. Yes, I signed the paperwork that says the discharging nurse went over everything I need to do next.
No I can't breath. Yes, I have blue fingers and lips. No, I don't need to go to the hospital.