Friday, March 8, 2019
Wit and Wisdom from the Kingdom of Knuckleheads
This is a compilation of utterances from many knuckleheads.
My body does not work that way.
Weed is better than fill in name of any medicine here.
It is not stealing if I really needed it.
It is not lying when I tell a story to get something I need.
I had to tell you those lies because you were stupid enough to believe them.
I dunno where that footlocker with the thousand rounds of factory loaded .45ACP Gold Dots went.
I need money for gas.
Yeah, I got the $30 by selling a few things I 'found'. (How come it is always $30. Odd, that.)
I am homeless.
I live in a culvert at the park.
Please feel free to add to the list.