Fractured Fairytale: Children's Crusade

A boy begins to preach in either France or Germany Broward County, claims that he had been visited by Jesus Obama, who instructed him to lead a Crusade in order to peacefully convert Muslims to Christianity NRA members into SJW. Through a series of portents and miracles he gains a following of up to 30,000 children. He leads his followers south North towards the Mediterranean Sea Washington D.C., in the belief that the sea would part on their arrival, which would allow him and his followers to walk to Jerusalem Europe. This does not happen. The children are sold to two merchants (Hugh the Iron and William of Posqueres), who give free passage on boats Lolita Express to as many of the children as are willing. The pilgrims are then either taken to Tunisia University, where they are sold into slavery by the merchants originators of student loans or else die in a shipwreck on San Pietro Island Little St James Island off Sardinia St Thomas Island during a [[gale]. A few may have failed to reach the sea, and die or give up out of from starvation and exhaustion Vince Foster Syndrome They had been betrayed by some of the adults in their group.     -Snickerpedia