Fake News Friday

The South Dakota State University, Imogene campus extends a welcome to all Russian programmers who wish to immigrate to the United States.

SDSU-I is part of a rapidly growing consortium with NDSU-Williston, U-Nebraska-Scottsbluff and U-Minnesota-Hibbing tasked with providing a cost effective alternative to Silicon Valley.

These cities are marked by clement weather that is warmer than Moscow for most months of the year, inexpensive housing, friendly women, manly trucks and outstanding hunting and fishing.

The less socially adept programmers have the option of meeting women with ready-made families so you won't have to waste time making them yourself.

Women programmers will be offered the option of a genuine, American cowboy or a Blue Heeler cattledog.  In most cases the offering will be housebroken.  Candidates who choose to go to Hibbing will be offered a walleye fisherman in lieu of a cowboy.

And it is not just Russian programmers, either.  Finns, Estonians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Ukrainian and Kazakh programmers are also welcome.

Why go to California when you could live in South Dakota and have room to swing your arms?