Saturday, September 23, 2017

One upmanship

A man died leaving three proud, competitive sons.

At his wake each one approached his coffin one at a time.

The first one made a big show of pulling out $10,000 in one hundred dollar bills.  "This is for you, Pops.  Have a great time up there!" as he stuck the bills in the coffin.

The second one pulled out $20,000 in one hundred dollar bills and said, "Dad, remember that I love you twice as much as Billy."

The third one approached the coffin, whipped out his checkbook and wrote a check for $130,000 and slid it into his dad's hand while scooping up the $30,000 in cash.  "Really going to miss you, Dad.  Thanks for all the life lessons."

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