Friday, September 15, 2017

Fake News Friday, Part II

Giant Squid discovered on Northern Michigan shore.
Story HERE

Dr. Polotwotski also confirmed that the squid is a female and further examination of the corpse indicated that it had recently laid eggs. “Boaters and swimmers really need to exercise some caution”.  The animal was discovered by Bob Ritchie and his sister Jill, both of Romeo. “We were just, you know, taking an evening walk along the beach, heading out to the sandbar when we stumbled across it”, said Bob. “We were singing, drinking whiskey out of the bottle, not thinking about tomorrow. But something like this really does make you stop and think”, he said.
A tip of the old fedora to BigHeadRob.

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